07 December 2008

Defection to the United States!

Two weeks ago I defected from the People's Republic of Taxachusetts to the Free State of New Hampshire.

To all my conservative brethren, come on up, the water is great! The top ten great things about NH are:
  1. It is not Taxachusetts.
  2. Shall issue state when it comes to conceal carry permits.
  3. No permit required to purchase or own firearms.
  4. part time legislature earning $100 a year.
  5. No income tax.
  6. No capital gains tax.
  7. No Deval Patrick or Mumbles Menino to embarrass me.
  8. No Live Shot Kerry or Fat Boy Kennedy to embarrass me.
  9. Live Free or Die is a great motto.
  10. It is not Taxachusetts.
Mooseman

2 Comments:

Blogger Father Gregori said...

And,thank G_d, No Barney Fag,oops, I mean Frank.

I hope you didn't have to dodge any bullets as you defected. N.H. sounds like a great place to live.

08 December, 2008 00:24  
Blogger Kevin said...

Good for you. I'm jealous. However, some of us must stay and work from within.

09 December, 2008 19:28  

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